I feel like blathering
This is going to be one of those posts that, after you read it, you're probably going to ask yourself, "Why the fuck did I just waste my time reading that?" and I will have no answer. There really isn't going to be a point to the entry other than me having a blog and being really, really fucking bored.
1) You know what rocks? Being able to boil up eggs in an electric kettle. On my favourite cooking show (the one with the science-y guy...trying not to name names), the dude showed the world the most perfect way to cook eggs: put 4 or 5 eggs in said electric kettle, cover with water, turn on kettle. Let water come to a boil (I let the H2O boil for 1 full minute), turn off kettle, leave alone for 15 minutes. Ta-Da! Perfectly cooked eggs! Boiled eggs are probably one of the most satisfying foods in the world, aside from avocado. Sometimes, when I'm feeling decadent, I put avocado on boiled eggs. Fuckin-eh-right.
2) If you're into tales of human stupidity, here's one for you: My friend M. and I went out a couple of nights ago for Stanley Cup fun (although it obviously ended sadly for the Sens). We pulled into a very busy parking lot and located the handicapped stalls, but there was one problem -- an idiot on his motorcycle was parking his bike in the loading zone. Obviously, as I have a parking placard and require said loading zone for Hamster, she yelled at him and made him move. He looked stunned, irritated, and not a little pissed off, but he complied, which is surprising for a young guy; they usually want to argue. Here's the funny part...in order to get to the handicapped parking, he had to drive past the Motorcycles Only parking!!! Heehee! Isn't that STUPID?!? Not only that, but after we ousted him from the giant "NO PARKING -- LOADING ZONE" area, complete with bright diagonal lines indicating a No Parking Zone, he had to get back on his motorcycle and drive back to the mostly empty Motorcycle Parking. I'm not even sure what to make of that.
3)I'm feeling extraordinarily pink today. I think everyone sometimes just feel like a colour and today mine's pink. And I feel like matching. A lot.
That's it. If I decide to annoy the world with more random drivelling later, I assure you, I won't hesitate.
1) You know what rocks? Being able to boil up eggs in an electric kettle. On my favourite cooking show (the one with the science-y guy...trying not to name names), the dude showed the world the most perfect way to cook eggs: put 4 or 5 eggs in said electric kettle, cover with water, turn on kettle. Let water come to a boil (I let the H2O boil for 1 full minute), turn off kettle, leave alone for 15 minutes. Ta-Da! Perfectly cooked eggs! Boiled eggs are probably one of the most satisfying foods in the world, aside from avocado. Sometimes, when I'm feeling decadent, I put avocado on boiled eggs. Fuckin-eh-right.
2) If you're into tales of human stupidity, here's one for you: My friend M. and I went out a couple of nights ago for Stanley Cup fun (although it obviously ended sadly for the Sens). We pulled into a very busy parking lot and located the handicapped stalls, but there was one problem -- an idiot on his motorcycle was parking his bike in the loading zone. Obviously, as I have a parking placard and require said loading zone for Hamster, she yelled at him and made him move. He looked stunned, irritated, and not a little pissed off, but he complied, which is surprising for a young guy; they usually want to argue. Here's the funny part...in order to get to the handicapped parking, he had to drive past the Motorcycles Only parking!!! Heehee! Isn't that STUPID?!? Not only that, but after we ousted him from the giant "NO PARKING -- LOADING ZONE" area, complete with bright diagonal lines indicating a No Parking Zone, he had to get back on his motorcycle and drive back to the mostly empty Motorcycle Parking. I'm not even sure what to make of that.
3)I'm feeling extraordinarily pink today. I think everyone sometimes just feel like a colour and today mine's pink. And I feel like matching. A lot.
That's it. If I decide to annoy the world with more random drivelling later, I assure you, I won't hesitate.
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